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A WAH DIS MI HEAR SEH, Spice baby father beat har chue him si pics wid she and Vybz Kartel, she and Kartel tek pics together over dolly house. Kaka dem all go a court and one piece a laba laba

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Woooooooooooooooooooooow last week mi hear seh Beenie Man and di angel have been good parents an di Star seh they are back together, mi get fi anderstand seh Beenie and di’Angel have been sleeping together every night mosi datz why Barbee ave loose waist and a sing di song weh shi sing wid Junior Kelly “BABY I'M MISSING YOU”.

BY di way people DEMARCO DAVIS is Beenie Man pitney. Fi him jackit, tie and suit fit daaaaaaaaaaaaam well.


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Deva Bratt was not stabbed, and is not hurt. The incident has obviously been blown out of proportion. Although rumored that the incident was caused due to controversial songs on a Cash Money Mixtape titled "UNEXPECTED”.

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Listen watz goin on wit di silly season

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On the international day of violence against women Jamaica again passed the hanging law in the absence of the Hon. Portia Simpson, whose absence created a stir.

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Hold on a weh mi hear bout Delly Ranks trim. Di man cut off him locks!

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Dionne Black, what a ting - yuh man come from jail a foreign and fuck off yuh best fren, after yuh run way di likkle man who did a mine yuh wid him house up pan di hill and him babymother and now him just a gi yuh voicemail. A now all the evil a come back to yuh ASS and now yuh a beg Stacy fren. Mi can believe yuh man gi nicky 100 stab and have the nerve fi seh yuh boring, Kiss mi granny neck back a you Assasin sing bout, him nuh wah nuh boring gal. Good fi yuh afta you and Mitsy pull de fraud. Psst… word is - yuh need fi start suck him HOOD cause adda people a suck it way.

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BOLT A GWAN WID TINGS Bolt got a red customize ferrarri from ferrarri and if him wah bring it to Jamaica every badi afi pay fi it and bring it in de country as a duty free and mi mean all di sponsers a help di big man.